Dear old free website,
Thank you for not abandoning me as I abandoned you! I left you for someone very high-maintenance and have regretted it all along. I am so glad that you welcomed me back with open arms and accepted all of my high-maintenance web content accept for the super cool store page and some awesome widgets and the fact that I think I see a lot of double posts that I think I’m going to have to spend a lot of time clearing up. Booooo! I
hate love really love you free website.
Yours truly for eternity,